Communication Technician Pillows

'Hey, look!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Dialogue

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Ruddy bloggers!

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Information...political rhetoric

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'What's the concept? I'm not sure what you're trying to say, Ms. Harris.'

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."