Communications Technician Pillows

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"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Dialogue

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Information...political rhetoric

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

Don't use live interviews as rehearsals-practise and prepare.

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Do your emails stand out from the rest?