Verbose Communicator Pillows

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Hiding the electronics.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Don't even think about it."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Spam in Hell.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Woman followed by devices.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'Modern romance'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Aluminium Henge

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."