Code Communicator Pillows

Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

Aluminium Henge

'Modern romance'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

The next wave

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I speak Latin, you know."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"