Code Communicator Pillows

Samuel Morse dictates a letter to his secretary.

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"Textin’"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We evolved from asteroids"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Spam in Hell.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

The next wave

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Aluminium Henge

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."