Comical Communicator Pillows

Bob tries out his new sleazeball checker.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

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Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)