Ironic Communicator Pillows

'Did you just text me to tell me we don't talk anymore?'

'Can you hear me now?'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

"I'll be using tonight's briefing to show some data on domestic duty sharing, then I'll take questions from the floor."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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Wordplay: Export.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Statue of Liberty

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)