Humorous Communicator Pillows

'Well, technically I suppose you're not breaking your vow of silence.'

'I never set my phone to 'vibrate.' If I'm purring, I never know if I'm getting a call or not.'

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

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Time for speeches

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

Communication

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"All the good ones are neutered."

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."