Imaginative Communicator Pillows

'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Direct Marketing...

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Wordplay: Export.

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Time for speeches

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"So...you finally getting a girlfriend this year?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"