Insightful Communicator Pillows

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Time for speeches

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

Yogi back in 5.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

Shark SMS Text

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

"Let's stop this before we both say a lot of things we mean."

"I'm sorry, but you're not the patient your father was."

Sex therapist...

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."