Comedic Communicator Pillows

Too-Humble Pie.

"You're rambling again Dennis."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"I want to report a nuisance caller!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Antler Buzzers.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Jumble Sale

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"The first week back is always the hardest"

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

Fisherman Funneral

"Are you talking to me?"

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Rollercoaster police chase.

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Modern animal communication

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'

"Connect the dots"

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

Spider Facts.

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."