Comedic Interaction Enthusiast Pillows

'If I buy ten pints and a dozen eggs will you snog me?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

MPs opt for longer surgery opening hours: Gp's have to be available when the public needs them... We won't be able to look at it until after the six week Christmas break!

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Eskimo in Igloo

'I chase women, but only to tell them about investment opportunities.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

How much money do you want? How much have you got?

"There's a smidgen of Charlie Rose about you."

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

Men telling stories

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."

"Wrong hole!"

"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."