Comedic Interaction Enthusiast Gifts

'If I buy ten pints and a dozen eggs will you snog me?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

MPs opt for longer surgery opening hours: Gp's have to be available when the public needs them... We won't be able to look at it until after the six week Christmas break!

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Eskimo in Igloo

'I chase women, but only to tell them about investment opportunities.'

How much money do you want? How much have you got?

"Baldo, this is Humberto...he moved to the United States last month?"

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

"There's a smidgen of Charlie Rose about you."

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

Men telling stories

"Wrong hole!"

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."