Comedic Conversation Lover Gifts

How much money do you want? How much have you got?

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Bar Therapy

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

"The first week back is always the hardest"

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I keep switching long-distance companies!'

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"Nice talking to you."

'I chase women, but only to tell them about investment opportunities.'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Men telling stories

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."