Comedic Interactions Gifts

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

Pessimists v Optimists.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

"The first week back is always the hardest"

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"Is there anybody there?"

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

'Remember his weakness is a pulled tendon, so keep it as high as your bursitis will let you, but take it easy with your fast ball because of my bone chips.'

Searching for condom.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

'Speak up!'

"Wrong hole!"

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

Too-Humble Pie.

"You're rambling again Dennis."

Apex Piano Movers

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

Man with a nail in his hammer

'If I buy ten pints and a dozen eggs will you snog me?'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

Haven't your eyes gotten tired of reading after 150 years? If you're waiting for that to get a rise out of me

"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."

'I wasn't in a bar!! I smell like smoke because I've been going down chimneys all flippin' night!'

"You know how some people feel naked without jewelry? Stewart is like that without a remote."

'How could I have driven at 50mph? I've only been in the car for five minutes.'

"Of course you know nothing about me, whenever I try to tell you something you fall asleep!"