Comedic Communicator Mugs

Too-Humble Pie.

"You're rambling again Dennis."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"I want to report a nuisance caller!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Antler Buzzers.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Jumble Sale

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"The first week back is always the hardest"

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Are you talking to me?"

Fisherman Funneral

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

Modern animal communication

Unhappy Cows from neighboring states visit California.

Spider Facts.

'Elections are easier to understand if you think of them as performance art.'

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Connect the dots"

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"We haven't been married long enough for you to reprimand my dog."