Comedic Conversationalists Pillows

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

"I understand it all started when he ordered extra toppings on a pizza."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"The first week back is always the hardest"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

Tree growing

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

So the short answer is no; these aren't billable hours.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'