Virtual Communication Pillows

"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Tom is out of town, but he's here digitally."

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

Online Dating

Team Meeting

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Text Culture

Obsession with the Internet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

WiFi Signals

"OMG, LOL!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Online Dating

"Now you can send it."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"