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Cyber Sex

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Online Dating

'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

She looked even better in person. Although she might be Photoshopped.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving.

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."