Virtual Relationships Gifts

Cyber Sex

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

Online Dating

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

Team Meeting

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

Nethead strip: Internet relationships