Virtual Dating Gifts

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Zoom Wedding

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"It all happened so fast. I met him online three years ago."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Plenty of fish"

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'George and I met on line!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"So - we meet at last."

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Internet dating

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'You look exactly like your website.'

"I have to admit you look a lot different in person."

"And you're sure this is a recent photo?"