Online Relationships Gifts

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

'Competition from the net has finally finished you off, dear.'

'That's the last time I use internet dating as well.'

She looked even better in person. Although she might be Photoshopped.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Online Dating

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Everybody meets online these days."

Today's love

'Your website or mine?'

cuPad

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.