Online Dating Gifts

"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

'You said you lived in a gated community.'

Computer dating.

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

"So - we meet at last."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

'Colin was at the very bottom of a steep learning curve where internet dating was concerned,'

'We met over the net.'

Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'

My name is Fifi, I'm an eighteen year old lingerie model,,,

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

Tinder

"I wouldn't have recognized you had it not been for your Display profile."

'Thanks to the Web, I finally met an eligible bachelor - eligible for parole in three years.'

My online photo was a bit of an April Fool.

"I'm over guys who lie on their profile... This one says he knows the correct way to load a dishwasher and can fold a fitted sheet."

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'I'm the real Kevin. This is the guy who plays me on my Facebook page.'

'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'

"What? Banned from another dating site?"

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

'I was going to ask you out, but after Googling you now I've already seen you naked.'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'We met on Facebook and broke up on Twitter.'