Online Dating Gifts

"I'd give him like a 4 for looks, but his Covid precautions are a solid 9."

'For those who the internet hath brought together, let no man put asunder...'

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

Computer dating.

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

"So - we meet at last."

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

'Colin was at the very bottom of a steep learning curve where internet dating was concerned,'

'We met over the net.'

Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

'Thanks to the Web, I finally met an eligible bachelor - eligible for parole in three years.'

"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

"I'm over guys who lie on their profile... This one says he knows the correct way to load a dishwasher and can fold a fitted sheet."

Tinder

'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'

"I wouldn't have recognized you had it not been for your Display profile."

My online photo was a bit of an April Fool.

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

My name is Fifi, I'm an eighteen year old lingerie model,,,

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

"We met online."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Do you want style or comfort?"

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"We met through Secular Humanist Mingle."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"When your profile said you're an eighties-type guy. . . naturally I thought you were referring to the decade!"

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"I loved your E-mail, but I thought you'd be older."

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'