Exploring Online Dating Gifts

Carbon dating. It sounds a lot more fun than it is.

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

"How about an EMO girl?"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You may now kiss the bride."

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Your website or mine?'

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"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."