Online Dating Escapades Gifts

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Quarandating.

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'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

"Your Facebook page said nothing about you being a dung beetle!"

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

"It turns out there was a computer error – we weren't made for each other after all."

"I posted dozens of cat pictures on social media to meet women. Then one dated me and ran off with my cat."

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

'Well I struck out that time. She says she doesn't drink.'

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

I met him online.

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

"He was nothing like his profile."

'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'