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"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Quarandating.

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

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Women Seeking Men

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

I met him online.

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

Did you have to come far

'Well I struck out that time. She says she doesn't drink.'

"He was nothing like his profile."

Frank's endless supply of cheap dates.

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'