Exploring Online Dating Pillows

Carbon dating. It sounds a lot more fun than it is.

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

"How about an EMO girl?"

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

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"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

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"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Today's love

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Everybody meets online these days."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

'Your website or mine?'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'