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"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'George and I met on line!'

Quarandating.

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

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"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Computer dating.

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"I have to admit you look a lot different in person."

Internet dating

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"