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"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"You may now kiss the bride."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

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"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

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Quarandating.

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

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'George and I met on line!'

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Computer dating.

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

Internet dating

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

"Your Facebook page said nothing about you being a dung beetle!"

"I have to admit you look a lot different in person."