Internet Dating Escapade T-Shirts

"On your profile you said you weren't very confident about your looks!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'George and I met on line!'

Quarandating.

'Seizing an opportunity' in the frog dating scene,

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

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Women Seeking Men

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Computer dating.

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"I have to admit you look a lot different in person."

Internet dating

'That one? Alright, I'll send Igor to collect her.'

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"