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Looking for someone to self-isolate with

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

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"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

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"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Your website or mine?'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."