Online Dating Exploration Prints

Looking for someone to self-isolate with

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Online Dating

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Your website or mine?'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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"Everybody meets online these days."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."