Internet Dating Pillows

'You're not how I imagined you'd look from your avatar, Conan.'

"Can we log on together?"

"I wouldn't have recognized you had it not been for your Display profile."

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"We met online, it was love at first website!"

"Oh, dear, another naughty tweet from 'Red Hot Momma"...I wish you'd stop doing that, Miriam!"

"Back off, weirdo...I'm not the type of girl who dates a guy she hasn't met online!"

Online Dating Can Be Risky!

'Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend... profile #6310712!'

She knew that her online boyfriend would be just as sensitive in person.

'This is positively the last time I arrange a date over the internet,'

'I think I would get along really well with someone as disagreeable as me.'

'Actually, we do have something in common. We were both duplicitous in our online dating profiles.'

'George and I met on line!'

I actually met the girl of my dreams on the internet. Unfortunately, she was computer animated.

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'Competition from the net has finally finished you off, dear.'

'Fortysomething. Is that your age or waist size?'

Pessimists Club: 'About my computer date inquiry...I assume all the good men are already taken...'

'I don't think we should rush into anything. Let's exchange photos first.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"