Online Dating Adventure Gifts

I know I'm not what you expected. You've been catfished."

"He was nothing like his profile."

Quarandating.

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

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"Everybody meets online these days."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Your website or mine?'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Today's love

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."