Online Dating Adventurous Gifts

'Yes, I know you sent me your photo before we met. But, I just assumed it was out of focus.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

The perfect man

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

Single men in Tahiti

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"She said don't forget the straw."

Mate Mart

Russian Dating.

You looked different during our video chat.

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."