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'Yes, I know you sent me your photo before we met. But, I just assumed it was out of focus.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

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'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

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That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

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"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"Hold on one second I'm just scrolling through your Instagram to get to know you."

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"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

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"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."