Dating Adventure Gifts

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Single men in Tahiti

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

'I was warned about online dating.'

'Well yes, I did ask for someone with a sense of humor.'

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

Quarandating.

'I keep looking for a keepr, and all I find are fixer-uppers.'

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

He wouldn't been a great third date, but not quite worth suffering through dates one and two.

'The date didn't go too well. I should have taken her to a place that had more challenging placemats.'

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

'Like I said in my ad - GSOH.'

'Well I struck out that time. She says she doesn't drink.'

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

Nearly Fatal Attraction

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."

Seductive lines that just don't cut it.

First date bloopers...'I've heard the sushi is good here.'

"He was nothing like his profile."

Vernissage.

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Oh sure, Rupert's lovely, but his mate's a total slime-bag.'