'Well, thanks for this evening. I'd invite you in, but I find you extremely unattractive.'
First Date Adventure Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the excitement and awkwardness of a first date adventure? Our collection of products themed around that unforgettable first romantic outing will bring smiles and memories. Whether it's a keepsake, a playful t-shirt, or a fun mug, these gifts are ideal for couples cherishing their early days together or friends celebrating a new beginning. Add humor and warmth to your gift-giving with items that highlight the joy of that first flirtatious venture.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Romance
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
"First date hairball... awkward."
Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
Romance
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
"She's just being Koi."
Dating is so expensive...
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Asking out a palm reader.
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'
'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'
'Your place or mine?'
'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."
"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."
"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"
First Date Adventure Gifts Collection
First Date Adventure Mugs
Discover more delightful mugs that capture the spirit of your first date adventure, perfect for reminiscing over coffee or tea.
First Date Adventure Pillows
Explore pillows that add a cozy touch to your memories of your first date adventure, combining comfort with sentimentality.
First Date Adventure Prints
Decorate your home with prints that commemorate that special first date adventure, a beautiful reminder of new beginnings and adventures.
First Date Adventure T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that celebrate the fun and excitement of first dating moments, a perfect way to wear your story with pride.