
"So long have you been with Better Homes and Gardens?"
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"So long have you been with Better Homes and Gardens?"
'You're INTIMIDATED?! You surprise me. I actually feel SAFER when there's a surveillance camera around.'
Vernissage.
'That's enough small talk, how big are you down below?'
"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"
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"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'
"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."
He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?
"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."
"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"
"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."
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'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'
"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."
"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."
"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"
Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.
"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."
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"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."
Mate Mart
'Don't even think about it!'
"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."
"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."
"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."
"She said don't forget the straw."
"You're not at all like your answering machine."
Russian Dating.
'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'
'When I said we should see other people, I didn't mean starting tonight.'
'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'
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