I brought a little ice breaker.'
First Date Enthusiast Gifts
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Nailed him on the first date.
"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"
'She's a lovely girl, but she's obviously no good at relationships!'
Social Issues.
'She finally agreed to go out to dinner with me, and she ended up leaving with the waiter.'
"I don't usually do this on the first date, but do you mind if I take your temperature?"
"Dad, I'm going on a date tonight. Can I borrow the wallet?"
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Romance
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
"First date hairball... awkward."
Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
Asking out a palm reader.
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Romance
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
"She's just being Koi."
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."
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