"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."
First Date Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your First Date Connoisseur? Discover charming and humorous items that celebrate the art of first dates. Whether it's a fun mug, a clever t-shirt, or a romantic print, find the perfect way to honor their flair for making memorable first impressions. These gifts blend humor and charm, ideal for anyone who appreciates the finer details of a first date experience and loves to keep the romance lively and fun.
Romantic Violinist.
'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'
"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."
'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'
Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...
"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'
"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"
'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'
'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'
Film Lovers.
"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."
Love Trap
"What do you mean it could've been better?"
Romance
"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."
Heart to heart talk.
"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"
Lovers.
'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'
"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."
"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."
'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'
'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'
What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.
'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'
"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."
"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."
"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."
"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."
"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."
Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'
First Date Connoisseur Gifts Collection
First Date Connoisseur Mugs
Discover more delightful mugs perfect for the First Date Connoisseur—set the mood for memorable mornings with humor and style.
First Date Connoisseur Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add a touch of romance and humor—ideal for the First Date Connoisseur’s home décor.
First Date Connoisseur Prints
Browse elegant prints inspired by the art of first dates—perfect for inspiring new romantic endeavors and decorating your space with love.
First Date Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore our collection of T-shirts that celebrate the First Date Connoisseur’s charm and wit—wear your love for dating with pride.