First Date Connoisseur Pillows

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Romance

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Film Lovers.

Love Trap

Heart to heart talk.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Lovers.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

"My love language - I give words of affirmation when receiving gifts of cheese."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Pet Owners' Date Night