Dating Connoisseur Pillows

'Are you familiar with the term "adverse selection"?'

"What I'd like to know is what the hell happened to all the virgins in this town."

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"Oh, I'm not going to marry him. He's just my beta version guy."

"I'm pretty sure it's because we want the kind of girl...who doesn't want anything to do with guys like us."

"You're a great catch because you're a doctor? I need a second opinion from your first wife."

"Why do you read obituaries every day?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Love Trap

Romance

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Heart to heart talk.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."