Courtship Connoisseur Pillows

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Wildlife Refuge

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Henry wore himself out courting me.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Pizza and Related Searches.

Hypnotizing Women

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

Romantic knight.

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Listen darling - they're playing our ring-tone!'

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"I'm convinced...we've both been married one too many times!"

"I was going to wake you up with oral sex this morning, but you looked like you could use the extra sleep."

"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."

"It's an aggressive little wine with a smoky aftertaste and a hint of vanilla. Guaranteed to help you get your leg over!"