Kissing Connoisseur Pillows

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Love me little, love me long.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Two minds but with a single thought.

"They swabbed and tested every kissed ass in the firm, and Orlitzky's DNA was a perfect match."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

Wildlife Refuge

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'Listen darling - they're playing our ring-tone!'

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"It's an aggressive little wine with a smoky aftertaste and a hint of vanilla. Guaranteed to help you get your leg over!"

"Do we kiss these people?"

"No thanks-I'd sooner snog the steeple!"

'Henry wore himself out courting me.'

'There's lots of fine,honest,upstanding young men out there and she takes up with a banker!'