Kiss-ass Connoisseur Pillows

"They swabbed and tested every kissed ass in the firm, and Orlitzky's DNA was a perfect match."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Two minds but with a single thought.

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

Wildlife Refuge

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

Kink

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

"No thanks-I'd sooner snog the steeple!"

"Do we kiss these people?"

'Are my feet anywhere near the oche yet?'

'Henry wore himself out courting me.'

Florida Wildlife - Old Goat

"Of course I come here often. I'm the barmaid!"

"I'd like a quick word with you after visiting time."

"I've thought really long and hard and what I'm trying to say is, while I love you, I only like a parade."