Kissing Connoisseur Gifts

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Love me little, love me long.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

Two minds but with a single thought.

"They swabbed and tested every kissed ass in the firm, and Orlitzky's DNA was a perfect match."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."

Wildlife Refuge

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'Listen darling - they're playing our ring-tone!'

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

"It's an aggressive little wine with a smoky aftertaste and a hint of vanilla. Guaranteed to help you get your leg over!"

'Henry wore himself out courting me.'

Sign reads: 'Kisses ?5.00'

"No thanks-I'd sooner snog the steeple!"