
"Will you call me?"
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"Will you call me?"
'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'
'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anit-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'
Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.
"I'm talking so much about books I haven't read I feel like I'm back in publishing."
"You have such beautiful eyes."
"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
Text message: You have lettuce in your teeth.
Magnetic attraction between people.
"I can't wait to see what you're like online."
"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."
Preparation.
"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."
Why we need poetry. . .
'Hnoey, it's ncie to hvae a rielhastiop wtih smoenoe who can atuclaly utrednsnad me.' 'I konw waht you maen.'
Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.
"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."
'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'
Woman: 'I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before!'
"Try the fish. It's brain food"
"You've caught me at a bad time. I was just shaving my legs."
"Most of all I love your vulnerability."
'It's me. Just checking to see if the phone number you gave me was real.'
Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.
'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'
"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'
Carbon Dating.
Trevor had misunderstood Lisa's invitation to come over a make love with her.
Love at first text.
"I think you two will enjoy each other immensely."
'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
Generic Joe meets plain Jane. It was a match made in a place very similar to Heaven, but without the overhead.
"I'd like a Merlot, nothing pretentious,just something 'avec un petit de je ne sais quoi!'"
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