Dating Escapade Gifts

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Two please-and I mean TWO boats!'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Six arms, no waiting.

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

I need a Valentine card that proclaims undying love but doesn't commit me to anything.

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Boyfriend Shirt.

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Fourplay.

'Hey! That's some facial cover-up job!'

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'Not now, Lord!'

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

'...How could your wife possibly know we're in Venice?'

'It was so romantic. The sun, the sea, the mud.'

"You should have told me you needed advice."

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Isn't it great that even with our busy schedules we still make the time to just be together and talk about everything else we should bet getting done?"

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

"Sorry, but I never get a girls name tattooed, on a first date!"

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

"It wasn't long into their first date before Toro began to notice the red flags."