Online Dating Experience Gifts

"I disagree, we do have something in common..."

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

"You looked bigger online!"

"I googled you and I'm not interested."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"You may now kiss the bride."

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'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

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Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Your website or mine?'

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."