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'Okay, I admit the photo I sent you wasn't that recent, and I'm not really a male model. But everything else is true!'

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

"Healthy, wealthy and wise, for starters ... "

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'You're too old school - I'm looking for a mate online.'

Dog Dates

"Standards? - You have STANDARDS?"

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Cyber Sex.

Early Computer Dating: "Dearest princess: yes, it's true! I am an enchanted prince!"

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

Janet began to suspect that you might of given out the wrong signals.

"I work as a male model and have a great imagination."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Dating site - buy a dog.

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

"You looked taller in your profile photo."

'Hmm... something muste have gone wrong with uploading my profile to the internet dating agency...'

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

Computer dating: 'You look kind of cute.'

'Okay, I can offer you the budget hairline.'

Computer dating.

Pessimists Club: 'About my computer date inquiry...I assume all the good men are already taken...'

A Koala and online dating

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Lulu's computer dating: 'Rule number one, lose the pocket protector on the first date!'

Girls in bar not speaking - ALREADY SAID IT ALL ONLINE

Sarah enjoyed her dates a lot more ever since she invested in a ChaperDrone.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Right click for yes...

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."