International Communicator Gifts

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

International Sign Language For...

'Press one for sanskrit...'

'No, I will not accept a collect call from Borneo.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"We evolved from asteroids"

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

The next wave

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

Orator translates in many languages.

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

'You're a smooth talker, Alphonse, but around here that's not enough.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

And now it's time for "Critic's Corner." Today, Gene will criticize the basic structure of the universe.

Body Language - Hiss!