Clear Communicator Gifts

Echo Chamber Thinking

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Spam in Hell.

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Woman followed by devices.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Aluminium Henge

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."